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Wonder what it’s like to bring home a newborn baby? Play The New Parent Game!

Posted on February 24, 2015 by

Thinking about having kids, or have one on the way and want to know what taking care of a newborn is really like? Find out by playing The New Parent Game. Equipment: Timer Dice Setting up: Designate one player as … Continue reading →

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Why I’m Happy I Got Shit for Mother’s Day

Posted on May 15, 2014 by

This Mother’s Day I got to sleep in and spend the day with my family. I received some nice gifts—flowers, a spa gift card from my husband, a pimp vacuum from my mother-in-law. But the best gift of all came … Continue reading →

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It Sucks for Mom When you Have a Sick Kid

Posted on April 15, 2014 by

Alone and bra-less, I am at Dairy Queen eating a Blizzard with extra peanut butter cups. For dinner. Shameful, I know, but right now I don’t care. My daughter has been sick for four days with a typical childhood illness. … Continue reading →

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A Mom Laments Cute Shoes

Posted on March 27, 2014 by

I went to DSW for no good reason. I don’t really need shoes, and I’m not the type of gal to collect them. But I was out of work early and had time to kill before I picked up my … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Alienates Parents While Trying to Cash in on Them

Posted on March 6, 2014 by

After we all just had to hear about how fantastic Kim Kardashian’s vagina was post-childbirth, the millionaire mommy has another doozy for us. Here’s one of her recent Facebook updates: I thought it would be something cute, so I clicked … Continue reading →

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Why the Mommy Wars are Fake and we Should Stop Perpetuating Them

Posted on February 24, 2014 by

That mom who hurt your feelings is not in the trenches of the Mommy Wars. There are no trenches, and there is no war. The truth is that she is just a bitch and probably always was. She is a grown up version … Continue reading →

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The People Running My Gym are Morons — But I’ll Let Them Babysit

Posted on February 20, 2014 by

I’m pretty sure my new gym is run by morons — but I’m still considering using their babysitting services. I just called to find out their child care hours, and this happened: Employee 1: Welcome to ha ha hahaha ha hahah Employee … Continue reading →

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Is soap poisoning my baby? A mom’s journey to find safe soap.

Posted on February 1, 2014 by

When my daughter was born 16 months ago, the Internet and my mom’s group taught me something that I still haven’t come to terms with: Soap is poisoning my baby. Slowly. Here’s just one example: I learned that the Johnson’s … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Being a Mother Makes Me Want to Kill My Dog

Posted on January 13, 2014 by

Being a mother makes me want to kill my dog. Well, I don’t actually want to end his life, but maybe I can let him outside and just not let him back in. He’s cute, he’ll find a new family. … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian’s Painless Childbirth and Magnificent Vagina: Another celebrity mom we can totally relate to

Posted on January 11, 2014 by

Celebrities can seem really far removed from us regular moms. They bounce back to rockin’ bodies ten minutes after childbirth and spit food into their kid’s mouths. But leave it to Kim Kardashian to have a birth story that no … Continue reading →

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