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Wonder what it’s like to bring home a newborn baby? Play The New Parent Game!

Thinking about having kids, or have one on the way and want to know what taking care of a newborn is really like? Find out by playing The New Parent Game. Equipment: Timer Dice Setting up: Designate one player as … Continue reading

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Why I’m Happy I Got Shit for Mother’s Day

This Mother’s Day I got to sleep in and spend the day with my family. I received some nice gifts—flowers, a spa gift card from my husband, a pimp vacuum from my mother-in-law. But the best gift of all came … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Alienates Parents While Trying to Cash in on Them

After we all just had to hear about how fantastic Kim Kardashian’s vagina was post-childbirth, the millionaire mommy has another doozy for us. Here’s one of her recent Facebook updates: I thought it would be something cute, so I clicked … Continue reading

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The People Running My Gym are Morons — But I’ll Let Them Babysit

I’m pretty sure my new gym is run by morons — but I’m still considering using their babysitting services. I just called to find out their child care hours, and this happened: Employee 1: Welcome to ha ha hahaha ha hahah Employee … Continue reading

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Is soap poisoning my baby? A mom’s journey to find safe soap.

When my daughter was born 16 months ago, the Internet and my mom’s group taught me something that I still haven’t come to terms with: Soap is poisoning my baby. Slowly. Here’s just one example: I learned that the Johnson’s … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Being a Mother Makes Me Want to Kill My Dog

Being a mother makes me want to kill my dog. Well, I don’t actually want to end his life, but maybe I can let him outside and just not let him back in. He’s cute, he’ll find a new family. … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian’s Painless Childbirth and Magnificent Vagina: Another celebrity mom we can totally relate to

Celebrities can seem really far removed from us regular moms. They bounce back to rockin’ bodies ten minutes after childbirth and spit food into their kid’s mouths. But leave it to Kim Kardashian to have a birth story that no … Continue reading

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Yellow Ribbons for Dogs: A multicolored program to protect our children

Have you heard about the international Yellow Dog program? Yellow ribbons tied to a dog’s leash indicate that they “need more space,” meaning it’s in pain, in heat, insecure, or has another reason to possibly bite you. Even though responsible parents teach their children to … Continue reading

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Your New Year’s Eve Photos are Exhausting Me: A mom’s night in

My Facebook feed is full of your New Year’s Eve photos. You all look fabulous. Clearly, you spent a lot of time on your hair and a lot of money on your outfit. You must have had great fun dancing and staying … Continue reading

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Dirty Diaper Found in Walmart Shopping Cart: A mom’s response

This morning I went to my local Walmart to purchase toiletries. As I approached the rows of shopping carts, I stopped short when I saw this: It was a carefully wrapped dirty diaper abandoned on the top shelf of a cart. … Continue reading

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