Tag Archives: kids

Why I’m Happy I Got Shit for Mother’s Day

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Mommy Blogga

This Mother’s Day I got to sleep in and spend the day with my family. I received some nice gifts—flowers, a spa gift card from my husband, a pimp vacuum from my mother-in-law. But the best gift of all came … Continue reading →

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A Mom Laments Cute Shoes

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Mommy Blogga

I went to DSW for no good reason. I don’t really need shoes, and I’m not the type of gal to collect them. But I was out of work early and had time to kill before I picked up my … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Alienates Parents While Trying to Cash in on Them

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Mommy Blogga

After we all just had to hear about how fantastic Kim Kardashian’s vagina was post-childbirth, the millionaire mommy has another doozy for us. Here’s one of her recent Facebook updates: I thought it would be something cute, so I clicked … Continue reading →

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Why the Mommy Wars are Fake and we Should Stop Perpetuating Them

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Mommy Blogga

That mom who hurt your feelings is not in the trenches of the Mommy Wars. There are no trenches, and there is no war. The truth is that she is just a bitch and probably always was. She is a grown up version … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Being a Mother Makes Me Want to Kill My Dog

Posted on January 13, 2014 by Mommy Blogga

Being a mother makes me want to kill my dog. Well, I don’t actually want to end his life, but maybe I can let him outside and just not let him back in. He’s cute, he’ll find a new family. … Continue reading →

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