Tag Archives: Children

Why the Mommy Wars are Fake and we Should Stop Perpetuating Them

That mom who hurt your feelings is not in the trenches of the Mommy Wars. There are no trenches, and there is no war. The truth is that she is just a bitch and probably always was. She is a grown up version … Continue reading

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Is soap poisoning my baby? A mom’s journey to find safe soap.

When my daughter was born 16 months ago, the Internet and my mom’s group taught me something that I still haven’t come to terms with: Soap is poisoning my baby. Slowly. Here’s just one example: I learned that the Johnson’s … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Being a Mother Makes Me Want to Kill My Dog

Being a mother makes me want to kill my dog. Well, I don’t actually want to end his life, but maybe I can let him outside and just not let him back in. He’s cute, he’ll find a new family. … Continue reading

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Yellow Ribbons for Dogs: A multicolored program to protect our children

Have you heard about the international Yellow Dog program? Yellow ribbons tied to a dog’s leash indicate that they “need more space,” meaning it’s in pain, in heat, insecure, or has another reason to possibly bite you. Even though responsible parents teach their children to … Continue reading

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Your New Year’s Eve Photos are Exhausting Me: A mom’s night in

My Facebook feed is full of your New Year’s Eve photos. You all look fabulous. Clearly, you spent a lot of time on your hair and a lot of money on your outfit. You must have had great fun dancing and staying … Continue reading

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Dirty Diaper Found in Walmart Shopping Cart: A mom’s response

This morning I went to my local Walmart to purchase toiletries. As I approached the rows of shopping carts, I stopped short when I saw this: It was a carefully wrapped dirty diaper abandoned on the top shelf of a cart. … Continue reading

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BabyFirst Tv’S Rainbow Horse– Poop, Drugs and Giggles

I owe a lot to the BabyFirst TV channel. Their around the clock commercial-free baby programming has entertained my infant and allowed me to take personal phone calls, fold and put away laundry and even get some precious sleep. Television … Continue reading

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