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How to Take Easy Newborn Photos

  Bringing home a new baby is synonymous with stress. You have to feed it, clothe it, love it – and now you also have to schedule a professional photo shoot. These precious photo sessions start around 300-500 dollars, and you only … Continue reading

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Wonder what it’s like to bring home a newborn baby? Play The New Parent Game!

Thinking about having kids, or have one on the way and want to know what taking care of a newborn is really like? Find out by playing The New Parent Game. Equipment: Timer Dice Setting up: Designate one player as … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Pregnancy Announcement!

Some people use photos to announce their pregnancy. Others make videos. And if you’re Tamera Mowry-Housley, you sell your announcement to a pregnancy test company. The Sister, Sister star just told the world about baby number two with this Tweet endorsing … Continue reading

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37 Thoughts While Trying Zumba at the Gym

1. Wow this is so fun! 2. I should bring my friends with me next time. 3. That salsa class I took in college is totally paying off.             4. OMG the instructor’s tank top is … Continue reading

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Sneakers Gone Crazy: An attempt to buy normal footwear for adults

For my husband’s birthday I buy him the same two things every year—a baseball cap and a pair of sneakers. Sometimes I skip a few years on the sneakers, but this year he ruined his one decent pair doing yard … Continue reading

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Why I’m Happy I Got Shit for Mother’s Day

This Mother’s Day I got to sleep in and spend the day with my family. I received some nice gifts—flowers, a spa gift card from my husband, a pimp vacuum from my mother-in-law. But the best gift of all came … Continue reading

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It Sucks for Mom When you Have a Sick Kid

Alone and bra-less, I am at Dairy Queen eating a Blizzard with extra peanut butter cups. For dinner. Shameful, I know, but right now I don’t care. My daughter has been sick for four days with a typical childhood illness. … Continue reading

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A Mom Laments Cute Shoes

I went to DSW for no good reason. I don’t really need shoes, and I’m not the type of gal to collect them. But I was out of work early and had time to kill before I picked up my … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Alienates Parents While Trying to Cash in on Them

After we all just had to hear about how fantastic Kim Kardashian’s vagina was post-childbirth, the millionaire mommy has another doozy for us. Here’s one of her recent Facebook updates: I thought it would be something cute, so I clicked … Continue reading

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Why the Mommy Wars are Fake and we Should Stop Perpetuating Them

That mom who hurt your feelings is not in the trenches of the Mommy Wars. There are no trenches, and there is no war. The truth is that she is just a bitch and probably always was. She is a grown up version … Continue reading

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